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Now just tell him this...
Don't be stupid, Gary. I've killed a policeman.
nice donkey [laughing ] nice big donkey sulley sulley open this door open this door no
Where... Where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?
All right, Oprah!
All right, we'll work on it. Don't do anything foolish.
Nobody knows what it's like to be Oprah's minge.
Wow! I'm gonna get super-rich now!
You lied to all these people, and for what? To make money!
Why?
What the hell is this?
I've shown my fans that...
Tell him he'd be surprised the things that can talk.
whose memoirs many of you purchased
I know. I'm swamped! I've got no help here!
Maybe I should play a little Elden Ring
Well, Steven, if it's all right with you, I'm going to get our agents and lawyers
Shut up! Shut up, you miserable old cow,
If I just write a book about my life, I can get it published
It could make Oprah Winfrey look quite foolish.
Joining us live from Afghanistan, here is Geraldo Rivera.
- O'Reilly, you got a shot? - I got it.
she'll look right foolish.
He didn't even want any part in this! This is all your fault, you stupid cow!
He's not a person at all. He's a towel.
But the ideas I come up with when I'm high keep getting me in trouble.
But you have to think of something fast, and getting high makes you smart.