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'cause it's a-- An example of what not to do.
we assault the house with everything
[STUFFY VOICE] "I've had it. Everyone's getting a time-out."
We'll use Thelma,
They didn't even have karate flicks back then.
tell you the real story of Catcher Freeman.
GRANDDAD: Shut up. It was the plantation
Kill him, Catcher. Do it!
We field niggas is too dumb to lie.
I worked really hard on this.
Stop it. Stop having so much fun!
so one night she decided to make a run for it.
I gotta see that again.
What's wrongs with you, nigga?
and "Don't Trust Them New Niggas" is not a spiritual.
Shut up!
MAN: Sounds good to me.
Gay
♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪
Even though you'll be free soon,
Oh, I'm gonna escape all right.
MAN: Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!
Catcher Freeman was a master swordsman.
Yeah. You wanna beat up on the slaves, huh?
Catcher fell in love with Thelma,
RILEY: Oh, the nigga blocked the bullet with his handcuffs.
Gee, that bitch can fight.
What website is that MadeUpMonkeyShit.com?
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
First, they kick in the door, find the gun.
Guys, just wait. Wait!
RILEY: Shh! Dang, Granddad, I'm trying to hear the story.
'Cause he was like, "Fuck that shit. I'm a real nigga."
like a superhero, killing white people?
♪ Won't you take Our black asses out of here? ♪
Boo! That movie sucked.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I think we can resolve this quickly.
Good old Massa Colonel and plantation owners like him
[♪♪♪]
As soon as Catcher Freeman rides through here with his brigade