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Well, he helped tune the piano, so it wasn't a complete loss.
I've got two kids. No picture.
Jacques Fath.
If you're afraid of blood, you don't become a surgeon.
Next case.
No good, huh?
"You got this"?
Then you got to pay $200 and apologize to the judge.
I'm a, I'm a friend of Midge's.
Y-You call me up out of the blue asking for money,
"Performing without a cabaret license." Bullshit.
I need some coffee.
ibid
- So, where's the crime? - Right.
- I'm sure he did. - So what's the point here, Abe?
No. - Hey, wait a minute, wait, here we go.
"To The Detriment Of The Moral Health"
to help you deal with this.
Are you okay?
This was fun.
I just...
Guests have to sign in.
- Rapist. - Confidence trickster.
What do you want me to do?
Nail polish,
what the hell was going on, anyway. - What was that?
I dress for important meetings.
Bob Byhre does it.
People are gonna love the layout,
- Voting rights, he's on it. - What's happening with voting?
would be as long as your arm.
Who showers at that hour?
It was mine to take back. My son knew this.
Now, dig, Bob, it said, "Bob Bhyre,
When Joel and I met our co-op board for the first time,
* Of the morning *
- * What's in it for you? * - * What's in it for you? *
Why am I starving? Do they serve food here?
and I realized... I don't have one.
You actually made it.
You been downtown?
Palmer Witherspoon.
No?
Ma'am, ma'am.
Mm-hmm.
It's, uh...
This isn't Perry Mason.
Yeah.
- Sit down, young man. - Well, at least he said "young."
I feel fine. I feel good.
You will not see it again.
Maybe.
Fuck.
- My suits are fine, Moishe. - Your suits are old.
- Night, Midge. - Night, Midge.
of those around you.
I got my copy the day I met Archie.
I wasn't belligerent during the set.
about how generous I'm feeling right now,
I can't ask you this, I can't ask you that,
Who are you, Charles Dickens?
In cash.
Hear me out because if he's not living with that girl,
Now, take off your clothes.
Oh, mine, too.
every Jewish mother's worst nightmare.
Mainly constitutional things.
and they busted his door in, that's how.
Please, tell me
to drunk and disorderly conduct,
I don't know what you needed the money for,
I have that thing tonight.
She's special. I mean, raw, unpredictable.
Joel was downstairs.
Really?
* And never, ever think *
- Hey. - Give it to me.
Certainly.
And who's gonna stop us, huh?
Why?
Lindsey Trent and the Hot Three.
and we saw how that turned out.
The outfit...
I'm-I'm gonna read up on all this stuff when I get home.
I can't stay here, I have to pick up my son.
Figures.
I thought we were really playing.
Oh, shit.
You dressed for the meeting.
* In the wee small hours *
Then I will do that.
I was wondering, is there any way
No, Harry, she's a comic.
This comedy thing, I'm-I'm staking a lot on it.
My God, Abe, I've been trying to get you out of tweeds
I need $200.
Uh, for the sitter.
So I sent this kid down to the Gaslight,
That looks scary.
Ethel and Julius Rosenberg were framed!
but in view of what happened here today, I offer this:
No takers?
You mean right after your cotillion?
Amaretto sour.
- Lewd. - Well, I...
- Well, that sounds great. - It is.
- Tell me it's gonna work. - What?
What are you doing here?
and I walked out that door, I would not have a place to go.