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"Ugh, you're gross." Keep this up, man.
Oh, please. Yes, please.
I’m an essential-staff man!
good rating on an Internet Web site.
And... it doesn't feel good. Oh, that's... really big of
Wait, what? Yeah, they should be here any minute.
I like you very much. This is gonna happen.
Don’t you leak shit onto the bed regularly?
Keep this up, see what happens. Yeah, what are you gonna do?
And everybody's banged her. Except for me.
No. I'm not proposing. I would never, uh...
No, I think the date went pretty well for me.
Who's the waitress? Nobody, nobody.
That was jarring. There's no context for that.
What do you got here? What's in the box?
I was never going to rate you in the first place.
you. There's this dago fisherman... Oh, shit! What? No...
Yeah, yeah. Can-can you give us a second?
guy. Yes, of course, that's
great for me. Well, that's good because
Or you-- that your penis could ever possibly remain erect for
♪ Hangin' out the Passenger side... ♪
that, you know what I mean? The star rating thing is not...
Oh!
and the girl will console me. With sex.
I have eight cats that sleep in my sink.
Holy shit! What the...? We've never got
Oh, you know what? You were supposed to want that,
Well, don't talk about the system.
I'm, like, sweating through my pants.
If we could master some pleasant banter and then punctuate it
I was just hoping to get laid again.
banged, but who hates you. Right. You're saying that I'm
No, no, no! Not good! Try another joke, quick!
That's why it's dry, you stupid idiot."