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Another joke? I got it.
mercenaries, a strike force actually.
having a hard time closing the deal with the waitress.
Call you one star, bitch. Ha!
product. It shows that I'm not just
We can't risk losing our two-star rating.
Oh! Wait. One star? Out of five?
I don't know if you guys noticed this, but, like, I'm kind of
It doesn't change the five-star man, who he is.
Yeah, down to zero. I don't give a shit about
account and I changed my Facebook status to "In a
"I." Okay, well, then, uh... Infuriate them when they find out...
say? What do we do? We-we're gonna have to go
His cock ring fell! Yeah, I got the power, girls.
I'm a five-star man! I'm a five-star man!
Henry the dog. He's lost. Probably dead.
him a zero. Hey, wait a second.
delusional stories that you all convince yourselves of.
So, maybe I can go on, like, some group dates with you, and
Yes! Hi. How are you?
I was a five-star man before rena and i'm damn still five stars now
DENNIS system. See, the girls will see the
you can show me some skills, and I can figure out the final move
Oh. That's cool.
whore... who bangs toad people. Yeah, guys, guys, guys.
I've manipulated, I've judged. I've ignored your feelings for
Corral him, because God knows he'll never ask you.
dating killed the savior of the world.
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung ♪ Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
"D," demonstrating my value as a compassionate man.
Oh, yeah. I do, I do.
and now your slapdash opinions are gonna be thrown across the
What does that me...? You "don't have online"?
next to him on the couch, I'd swear that... that he's the one
one... I'm a five-star man!
That would mean so much to me. It really would.
was rated one star is 'cause I was brought down by you two