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Well, good night, Matthew.
Now I know we're never gonna date.
[GROANS]
Look, I need to talk to you two about, uh,
of Manhattan's transit commission.
How did you even do that?
and it hasn't come close to working.
[THUMP]
[♪]
We pre-taped it.
Well, before I became a comedian,
Well, I happen to think that's very sweet.
What's with the jingles?
Bill, you're really startin' to tick me off.
Well, that-- That's a decision only you can make.
I don't know. Someone famous, I guess.
exactly what is the real deal today?
How 'bout you, sir? What?
But this is America,
and some sweeping overhauls.
Uh-huh?
You're really startin' to tick me off.
You told me half an hour ago.
Rome wasn't burnt in a day, Jimmy.
Can I borrow your napkin?
Sorry.
Oh, I know. Is this the same girl everyone thinks you made up
Men have to get down on their hands and knees
of the one and only Real Deal With Bill McNeal.
Oh. Believe me, it was not easy.
Welcome once again to The Real Deal with Bill McNeal.
All right. That's it. No more questions.
Believe me, Matthew.
I've had some sex, I just haven't had...
No.
if you want the elevator to move.
[SCOFFS] Well, that's personal.