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Yeah. My wife and I will have a little more coffee.
- ...we get hitched? - Let's make it 50.
Yeah, so what?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Hi.
I told her you'd get married.
Here you go, Marty.
A discount on dry cleaning?
- ...I had to go, so- - Here we go.
- Listen, Mom- - It was in here yesterday.
What do you want me to do?
Hello? Hi, honey.
If he left a used Kleenex, what's that, a valentine?
- I'm going home. - Yeah.
Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe...
To my adoring husband.
- See? - I like that.
You never met my wife, Meryl. Meryl Seinfeld.
It's all right, I want you to have it.
Oh. Hi, Greg.
I'll tell you what that is.
When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship.
- I'm a good printer. - I remember your "V."
I didn't know you were married.
I see a damn fool.
- You gotta pick it up. - I'll pick it up.
You got a lot to learn about pancakes.
- Since when is a drain a toilet? - It's all pipes.
- Did I say you were stupid? - Well, wouldn't I have to be?
I tell you, I'm really enjoying this marriage thing.
This one had a different dynamic.
- I'll see you later. - Where you going?
- Okay. - And the check for my husband.
Clint Vulanich
I'm not the only one.
What happened? Did he bring it up?