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...to not wipe down a machine after using it?
Yeah.
15-9.
It's weird. I think I had a dream about you last night.
Another quilt?
...but his lower lip landed well below my rim.
I can't fight you.
We worked out together.
No, Jerry, please.
She thought you'd never do it.
Your wife?
How much would it cost to clean this?
It's all right, I want you to have it.
...at least he had a drain.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I don't see a white boy.
You're Friends With The Urinator
But if I ask him now...
Oh, yes, it is.
You show me where there's a can opener in that drawer.
...about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
Oh, you want to try the syrup.
- It's in the first drawer. - I'm looking in the first drawer.
You know where I can get some good olives?
I'll get it.
...I turned up the heat, it's too hot. I opened up a window, it's too cold.
- I don't know that. - We can't both get pancakes.
- Maybe we should ask. - We'll stop over there.
I'm looking in that drawer. There's no can opener.