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She's right, George. Bottle-wipe is big.
Oh, I see.
- What? - I'm not married.
Remember that guy at the health club?
Honey, what did you do with the can opener?
What do you say, if neither of us is married in 10 years we get hitched.
"That would look good with a light starch."
It's wonderful. I love saying "My wife."
He'd just crave my germs.
It's all yours.
What was I supposed to do?
What's the difference? Different hats go different places.
I think he's giving me a big signal.
You went...
Bottle-wipe supersedes it.
Here's your person. If you're a man, the bride's family...
Well, whoopee-woo.
- Moisture? - Yeah. Definite moisture.
I must have been in the incinerator room when you left.
I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home.
That's a gesture of intimacy.
My wife has An inner ear infection
Uncle Leo said.
- No, no, 12-8. - No, it's 15-8.
This is really old. You don't know whose it is?
Hey, Elaine.
I'm so nuts about you. I tell you, it was fun being single.
- How did you sleep? - You're on the couch tonight.
Yes, yes, you have.
Of all the places you go...
- ...spends on clothes- - I'm taking him to the cleaners.