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You’re friends with the urinator!
He has it as much as you do.
...I will confiscate it.
- Talk to him. - How can I do that?
...say that and mean it.
Maybe he wants to ask me out.
I'm sorry about all that can opener stuff.
We're engaged.
Nobody sends me an invitation?
We've always just kind of pecked.
I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry cleaning.
No. I guess I just wasn't ready for the responsibilities...
Today was the first day I've worked out...
Let's make it 50.
Thanks.
Why didn't you tell us?
- That's exactly what it is. - Why couldn't you wait?
So you can marry her and give her the discount?
Oh, a project. That's a definite signal.
Can I get you anything else?
Anyway, I think the guy in the shower opposite saw me.
Oh, there's the manager.
That's a violation of club rules.
I'm glad you're here. This can get really boring.
- ...that I got the goods on him. - No. I won't be a party to this.
- It's not here. - Yes, it is.
I'm on the phone.
I'm sorry. This is my fault. I pushed it on you.
Really?
- Really? - Yeah. I mean...
When things don't go right, he takes it personally.
- Can't you just ask him? - George.
...are meeting people that they want to see every single day...