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I don't go make burgers where you work
I have been a little abrupt with people.
and back in the office in a couple days.
Scotty boom
They say once every hour, someone is involved in an Internet scam. And that man is michael scott.
Let's go! Let's go! Get out of my way!
All of a sudden... I don't know who is more pathetic you or that poor little pussy you choose over your true friendship
This as been a test of our emergency preparedness.
A what? A rag, a damp rag perhaps.
Don't excite him. Don't make him excitable.
(SINGING) Stayir alive, stayir alive
And now a man who deserves no introduction, Michael Scott.
That one makes me think
ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
I guess they all flew west for the winter.
Okay. That's enough. You were in the parking lot earlier.
I'm okay. I'm not great. And...
what's the procedure? stay fucking calm!!!
Well, I just want to take a minute to talk to you all
My goal is to make this office as peaceful
This movie, a lot of buzz.
$5,300 for a dummy? Wow.
And the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911.
Thhhp thhhp thhhhp thhhhp
DWIGHT: What's the procedure, everyone?
I have made a list of people that I would make out with
Several times a day Michael will use Words that are way outside my vocabulary
(EXCLAIMS) My hand! That's hot!
Something about how much they love them, so just keep that in mind.
CRAIG, YOUR TEETH CALLED, YOUR BREATH STINKS. BOOM. ROASTED.
(SIGHS)
you're supposed to do it, idiot. You're interrupting me.
Michael.
Oh my god Ok it's happening
Did you bring your jerky in again?
Once every hour, someone is involved in an Internet scam.
Starting summer research using EPIC
Stanley tried to die just to get away
I'm almost done.
Yeah.
so they went with Cloris Leachman,
Michael is your superior, okay? Dwight. No, no, no, no.
or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
Tyler, Chelsea Piers, called, they think you suck and you're gayer than Dave.
(DWIGHT MAKING LICKING SOUNDS) Oh, my God!
No rest for the sick
May I have your attention, please? Sign in.
Boom. Carrot-ed.
Give it up. They’re dead.
so it was her parents or my parents.
Yeah. You're being replaced.
A mars life is in my hands.
Stevie, this is why we have training.
I guess he's never felt that with my mom, even at their best.
have you lost your mind? BECAUSE i'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!!
Did you shout "fire," causing a panic?
We don't normally download films illegally
Because I'll help you find it!
I can't keep doing this forever.
Wow.
and each of them...
and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
What?
Okay? Everyone come on up here. It's not a big deal.