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Right, guys? Cuz of gay.
Okay, everyone, I'm going to need you
If it's hot there could be a fire in the hallway!
Nothing stresses me out.
Sign it! Sign it now!
Not maybe, yes or no.
'cause he can't really talk to me about it.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
DWIGHT: What do we do, people? The phones are dead.
An office is a place where dreams come true.
CECE, YOU ARE THE REASON I DRINK.
I'm going to die.
(DOOR OPENS)
Once every hour, someone eases contentions on Twitter... That man is michael scott.
This SQL is bad
You are the reason that I drink
You know, Lily was supposed to be Nicole Kidman.
What are you doing?
with a 20-minute meeting in some fancy high rise.
Boom. Offer sheet.
Oh, boy.
Please, move back to my apartment.
Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
DWIGHT: What's next, huh? Oscar!
realize you were in the bath.
(CLEARS THROAT)
please keep your knees together, nobody wants to see that.
Michael, I gave you a ride home last week
No one really knows, but Pam's parents are going through
"from standing directly underneath them."
But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
(FIRECRACKERS BURSTING)
(CHANTING IN SANSKRIT)
What's going on?
Michael, I feel I was a little harsh yesterday.
These muffins taste bad.
to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.
Move it!
Michael! Michael! Open your mouth. Don't swallow it!
It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work.
Oh, my God. Pam, I don't know. I...
(ALL APPLAUDING)
50 percent of marriages end in divorce, so it was either her parents or mine…
Hmm?
Jim, you're 6'11" and you weigh 90 pounds.
I'm sorry, Michael's not here right now.
I think he meant personal day.
The Office
quand six queers qui se connaissent pas se ramassent dans la même pièce what are the pronouns, what are the pronouns?
Me at the end of class being done with everyone's shit....
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
Sign in on the sign-in sheet, the clipboard.
You know I kid.
Boom. Roasted.
Michael, you ran over me with your car.
I guess it also means
You are going to sit in that wheelchair
Stanley was attacked by his own heart.
(VOCALIZING)
Okay, okay, I'll show them. Here we go.
But the doctor said if I can't find a new way
KEVIN: How small is it?
What?
(BEEPING SLOWS DOWN)
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
(AND Y VOCALIZING)
Something that Dwight doesn't like.
Michael, I think you're what's stressing everybody out.
My God, if you' re wearing a dress, please keep your knees together, nobody wants to see that.
(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
Instead what I think we should do is
(SNIFFLING)
And inside the castle are four men,
So the friendship with the Nard-Dog has its privileges.
And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?
Hope you brought your apetitos, my lady, my Tuna.
If you ever called the fire department