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It's almost like you're one of the guys!
I am not teaching evolution in my class!
There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii.
This is terrible. 500 years in the future.
- We have to get out of here. - What?
- It's simple science, Kyle. - You'll die, retard!
No Muslims killing Jews. No Christians bombing abortion clinics.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
What?
What? But, Dick,
You're right. It's so simple.
Careful, darling. The school board doesn't like it when we...
Well, you're a faggot. Continue.
Charmed to meet you, Ms...
Now, I for one, think that evolution is bunch of bullcrap.
Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?
No. There is something I can do.
having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
Yeah, you see? I knew that would happen.
I think I've figured out how to do it.
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she's a retarded fish-frog?
Hey, everyone, I'm an atheist!
Would you believe it, simply because it can't be disproven?
has been dead for over 500 years.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
and they're mature enough to handle anything.
and that monkey had a mutant retard baby