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All right, if that's what you... Wait a minute!
To Always be trying to suck Dick
Welcome to the Quahog Maritime School, Chris.
Hi, everybody, I'm home.
That sounds kind of cruel.
That'll be $60.
Okay, Mom.
And with a name like The Nutcracker I thought,
to always be talking about getting married rather than getting laid?
You'll be kept as healthy as a horse.
I don't know.
- What? - Chapter 3:
I got powerful connections now, thanks to Grandpa.
Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!
FUCK! SHUT UP OR I WILL BLOW UP THE GENIE WITH THE BIG ONE!
Cool, I don't have to go to school.
And the best medical care on the planet.
You know, Grandpa, I don't think I want to go through with it.
Lois, we'll be right back. Meg's gonna take me outside to poop.
Sorry, Thunder, I gotta put you down.
I AM SO TIRED OF YOU.
My food was more expensive. I feel bad. If I...
This is where the most powerful men in the world are groomed for their futures.