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It would mean so much to our family.
Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around!
- Buttscratcher! - Peter, no.
Don't you talk to my wife like that!
Morningwood Academy is charging us $30,000.
"Oh, this will be worth a few yuks," but no, Lois,
Well, as anyone in Florida will tell you, she knows how to rig an erection.
Peter, we've got to find another school for him.
If I didn't learn to laugh at myself I'd be dead right now.
Quahog School for the Deaf has great programs,
and then don't take him home. It's hilarious.
What are you doing here?
Dumbo Oh, crap!
Oh, my God! We should text each other! Hang up! Hang up!
No, no, you'll love it.It's great.
You got an extra job just to put me through school?
Oh, my God! What do we do?! What do we do?! We're both here.
Well, hey, y'all said my name.
Boy, a degree from here would set you up with any job you wanted.
So, Chris, how's the new school?
I suppose there is one thing I can do to raise the school's test average.
Really? Wow, cool!