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Alas, no.
That's a calculator. I ate it to gain its power.
(Train whistle blows)
I also would have accepted a bribe.
So you decided to call on a Saturday...
See?
Okay.
faceless bean-counters who blend into the woodwork.
thanks to denial, I'm a capitalist
and you only get so many millions of years on this Earth.
Thanks to denial I'm immortal
Okay... ah.
Let's pick up the pace, people.
but the assigned bureaucrat log in.
But five's the one we want!
Hot diggity.
Hey, Mr. Perfect,
I'm all for a good beating, but you'll never find him.
Looks like a half-eaten cheese diaper.
Company, attack!
I shall rip out your heart and show it to you.