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Will you be taking your portable filing cabinet?
That is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard.
No! This is impossible!
Here are our passports, visas,
(Bear growls)
I'll give you a nice kevorking.
Yes, anything less than immortality
Get out here and get murdered like a man!
Bender, no!
I just download into another body.
I'm triple-sealed to prevent any chance of...
Speaking of which...
He was just a stupid bureaucrat.
Oh, Bender, I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect.
You're right. You're right. You're right.
One little stab to the goo, and...
The day I was built, he looked me over,
But what?
but only to prove I'm not just a paper-pushing file jockey.
I recommend the men's room at the Twa Terminal.
No!
Bender: Ah, shoot!
Identity confirmed.
Okay, Bender, you're mortal.
That's what you get for calling tech support.
If I die, I can just download my backup copy
but I'm counting on you to do
Well, things are starting to look up.
(Weapons firing, panting)
And the other potential entrant?
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow! Ooh.