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I'm also trying to hit a high "D" in math,
Never will be. Uh...
You're competing against me?
Oh, my God, that's so much better.
Today I'm announcing a surprise forced retirement.
You were our school's Baby Jessica.
She had chicken in her pockets.
- Well, then, don't stay, Teddy. - No, no, no.
♪ We hack them into pieces, and then we go to recess. ♪
I want to pee on it, too.
- ♪ Walking the halls, doing it all ♪ - Windmill!
Yours is about pee and poo and mine's about...
Um, hey, do you guys have a rhyme for "Wagstaff"
There was a three-minute standing ovation
and pick the winner.
Oh, okay. I'll just, uh, reschedule some stuff.
so I've been working on a little sing/talk number,
"Pee, pee, poo, poo."
I've never hit it before, but I'm gonna hit it.
- Giving him the old hoop scoop. - No further questions.
Damn, J-Ju, are those glossy, or are you just glowing?
and a soulful bridge?
Well, till the sun moves. Like, a half hour.
The title is "Poo Poo, Pee Pee,"
- No, no, no, Ms. Labonz, not you. - Oh.
when they finally scored. Coach Blevins cried.
Sun's perfect. When Jimmy comes out, I'm gonna torch him.
drawn on a Post-it Note.
How do we even do that? I mean, throw a blanket over her?
I mean, he gets a couple of shout-outs in it.
I don't know what you're trying to hit, but stop.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Philip Frond. In every line.
It's on my dad's "Getting Pumped Up for Date Night" mix.
It's a privilege just to be in the room with so much dumb.
Okay, too much pressure.
Like, who are your influences?
♪ The only word I have so far is Wagstaff ♪
to the faculty comedy jam last year.