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Fuck what you meant, cocksucker!
It wouldn't be right.
trackin' him on Air Force radar?
So what the fuck would I know about that?
Talk about earners? How about Fat Dom Gamiello?
I fix it, you flip it.
The giant slug, whatever happened there…
"Your Brother Billy whateva happend dere"
Are you gonna hog all the ice?
Well, it's salted cod.
He gave me his card.
I got close with a developer who thought he could do apartments,
But it's really 9,400 square feet
Seriously, I'm sorry it's such a pigsty.
It could've been junk.
How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy?
Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9-11.
Fuck it! It's over the counter. How much shit could be in it?
- I could see that. - But the problem is
They let you down.
I'll see you in the morning.
you get the seller to knock something meaningful off the asking,
The Group Chat, whatever happened there —
It's irrelevant, Phil. But he's testin' you all the time.
Hmm.
there's something I should tell you.
This man is so lame.
- That's not funny. - Had to get your attention.
Wanna follow me to that dive on Sip and JFK?
That her daughter couldn't stand her so she moved away.
It was so fucking humiliating...
of leaky tarpaper roofs and clotted galvanized plumbing
that was a sacred oath.
I don't care what time it is. Wake me up.
Or maybe next week, here.
Shai’Hulud, whatever happened there--
Like whether or not to have that third sandwich.
I'm gonna go down the pharmacy, get some Robitussin.
Uh, in the fridge, top shelf.
So the husband says, "l wasn't talkin' to you."
Who?
he's sweet. He's good to me.
Hey, come here, you. Come here.
They wake up the baby.
of forced introversion.
-...gift set... - What I said is none of your business!
and this "Ashkenuzi."
beginning with the feast? How hard you had to work to get back from that?
Now for whatever reason, certain incidents
Had a Post-it? It said "Merry Christmas"?
That's all I'll say about that.
Guy who wrote it-- I met him at a meeting.
Are you breaking up with me?
and she's Puerto Rican.
they get a plane ticket to Minnesota.
Did I say I'm hot?
Turds in the aorta-- a medical first.
Merry Christmas.
- Oh! - You're bangin' a shine?
Your back to back championships Whatever happened there