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...l'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
Please, Mom. Look, there's a pool.
I got a million of them.
For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having."
...she was only sleeping?
Peter, you're back! Let's go home!
A pox on Quahog!
Have the towel boy bring you another.
That's a wrap, people. Let's get the hell out of here.
See, there's Lincoln, Grant, Robert E. Lee.
That wasn't a dream. He's here for the money.
NOOOO THE VAGINAS ARE GONE WAAAA WHY DOES GOD PUNISH ME LIKE THIS
Hey, old bean.
"But where are those good, old-fashioned values
If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then si.
How you doing, honey?
Go freedom train, go!
It's really hard.
"He's a family guy"
He's not cramming hors d'oeuvres in his mouth or asking anyone to pull his finger.
You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
Jonathan and I just returned from sailing our yacht around the world.
I do. You bastard.
Lois, please. I'm just a dog. A stupid dog.
"I used to pass lots of gas
...and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace...
chew my sprite!
Now that you're stinking rich
What a marvelous vessel.
But I was wrong.
We're moving back to Quahog as soon as we can get packed.
I'm sorry. But I've made my decision.