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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
It's our job to get these to children all over America for the Fourth of July.
...and blow your balls all over your pants.
At the Dyno Might firework company, we have a commitment to excellence.
- What the f**k is that? - "The Stars and Stripes."
- Well, better luck next year. - You're right. Okay, let's try again.
- It's huge! - They need to shut it off.
We have an official statement for all the concerned cities...
But I remembered Mr. Hat and I had a fight.
- I know. let's go sledding. - Yeah.
We'll need an orchestra to play "The Stars and Stripes."
- Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the sled. - Whatever.
- How many summer days left? - A lot.
- That's it! You can do it! - It is?
Macon likes his with extra bacon. Here you go, buddy. Yeah!
...put on the other slice of bread and garnish.
Hey, children, everybody! I'm back! I'm back from Aruba!
Time to watch our favorite episode of South Park: "Summer Sucks."
Screw you guys I’m going home
- Hooray! - Hooray!
Sorry. I couldn't find the little man in the boat.
I got it wrong again! What's the answer?
Children, I want Mr. Hat back right now! The prank is over.
No, I don't want snakes! This is an outrage.
Those kids must have been disappointed to have nothing but snakes to light.