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But you, my friend, have stumbled ass over teakettle
Kind of cheers you up just looking at it, right?
And I--
[horn honks]
I'm a citizen of this country.
- Mike's not such a bad guy once you get to know him.
That's $400.
- Well, I don't think he was seeing her
With the alumni rep from m.I.T.
You'll be making calls from this list.
- You told me you came home to be with hymie.
This time, I will not follow you.
- My what? No, that's my-- I barely know him.
This homophobic rhetoric
And all we're thinking is, I wonder if
But none of that undergrad filler bullshit.
- Great for a coke orgy, not for an office job.
Frank! Frank, why?
Thank you so much.
Do me a favor. Don't go out there smiling.
- Good night, christopher.
- Frank, I'm pretty sure that's racist.
Would you stop right there?
Even if you didn't want him.
Would you be my sponsor?
- Do you not understand that I get 150 of you people
Domestic partnership rights are not good enough for them.
Jackson residence.
We both know that we're not second-class citizens,
You make us more interested in you than we are.
My previous sponsor moved out.
Not on the baby, of course.
Hardworking citizen of this country.
I'm pretty sure they just don't like you.
♪ round up the friends you got ♪
And you have a worldwide day.
- I feel better now.
You're super nice.
- Sir, if you just let me explain--
- Oh, just the man I was hoping to run into.
- Oh, so you're talking about, like,
[school bell chimes]
Just knows she's always on a diet.
I gotta go to work.
And I am a little crazy,
♪
- Right, yeah. Look, I'm sorry you came and waited,
And if somebody were pregnant,
I mean once he's a grown-up.
Whose minds most need changing.
- Take it. Take it. - Ow. Ow.
[sobs]
- Sorry, I just-- I don't get it.
Are you gay? Are you, really?
Monica depressed. - Code pink.
Frank's not allowed in anymore.
The way that mickey's fucking up his.
- Sheila?
We could stand to talk about, but mostly, I just--
So much as he was doing her.
- Hello?
You applied to all those schools for me?
And one of them skipped school.
Thank you. Thank you!
They will need that skin to make him a proper vagina.
In the 17th century, you know,
Nor should it ever, be argued as offensive.
My coworkers teased me so much
- Wipe your mouth afterwards. - [laughs]
- Where are my equal rights?
- Ow. - Take it. This shit. Yeah.