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So the cat dies
What's your name, son?
All right. So that's one tuck and one no-tuck.
Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you.
Tuck in. Tuck in.
I say, "Listen, honey, first of all...
How are we doing on time?
Hello? Hello? They hung up on me.
- Twenty-one? - Close enough.
What about seat assignments?
So she comes back. She finds the cat, lying on the carpet, stiff as a board.
I happen to dress based on mood.
What mood is this? This is "morning mist"
So the cat gets COVID19
So she says something to me, like, I don't know...
We'll talk about this a little later.
I tuck in, yes?
- I'll give it to you. - Yeah, okay. Thank you.
...I spring for a new cat."
All right. The Seinfeld @ Meta Admin would like a no-tuck.
...and then just stand there.
They live there now.
Not anymore.
The police have made an awful mistake.
- Really? - Yeah. Not fan talk. Not gushing.
I never should've taken back those keys.
See, my acting technique- My personal acting technique...
- What is this? - What?
Oh, yeah. People are always trying to give me a great case for L.A. Law.
...only discernible to an acute observer...
And then we left about 10 years ago, and we just got back.
It's funny, because even after all these years...
You scream good.
Come on, will you?