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Ha, ha, ha. Absolutely not.
...and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth...
And you're sure you can get us there by 7?
None of it!
Manhattan, yes. Yes, thank you.
Schenectady?
Overcompensating.
Yep, look at that. There's even a craft services table.
Plus most of it is from charging poor saps for that freaking undercoating.
Insurance bullshit. Compliments of them democratic queers in Congress.
Okay. Okay, let me talk to Lana.
Maybe wherever he got that new kind of V.D. none of the doctors had ever seen before
Montreal. Long story, but my money and passport were confiscated, so--
...which equals 12 beers.
Oh. Well, we gotta jump off the train. We gotta ju--
Yes, you can!
Jesus Christ Why’d we even fight a war
Wow, okay, so...
...we can't call the police, so we're just gonna go, but--
Yeah, I-- Yeah, so maybe keep it handy.
Ugh. Okay, here's your fur coat from the world's farthest-away cold storage.
Yeah, no, I would, but I can't really leave the lab at the moment.
After all your naggy lectures about how I need to stop micromanaging ISIS?
Oh, okay, so I guess just me, then.
Yeah, all right, so listen. Remember when I said maybe keep your gun handy?
You know, a butterfly in Africa lands on a giraffe's nose...
Sterling, please!