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and I have to say you were wildly out of line.
Jonah Ryan, Senior Deputy Recount Strategist for the Meyer campaign.
These are from the president's last set
- (CHATTER) - Good evening, everyone.
Vegas is 432 miles away.
Buttfucker, that's me.
- Love Rockwell. - Yeah.
What is wrong with you, you Paddington Bear-looking fuck?
the ninth circuit court of appeals ruled in Crowley v. Nevada
You must be Gary. We haven't officially met.
Is this it?
this room felt about $25 billion smarter.
so I can go take a shit in the Rose Garden if I want to.
Ah, there you are. Precinct totals have been reported.
Sorry I'm not a where everything is nerd.
- Spirits are very high. - The president won the popular vote.
Well, I just came out West to play a little Cowboys and Injuns
Jesus Christ.
- Oh, God, don't be a dick. - No, I'm serious.
that I'm doing the backstroke in right now?
I believe it's roughly...
And I think we've got to get this meeting going, don't we?
That's a testament to this voter's earthy
no, no, no, not you.
Everybody settle in. Make yourselves comfortable.
- If O'Brien wins the election... - Okay, let's hear what this is.
His what?
Do you seriously think that you could get me something?
Oh, thanks. Yeah, check those out. Genuine crocodile skin.
You can call me any time of the day. I'm always here.
- (WHIMPERING) - Oh, I'm not...
- Tom, stop. - Be careful in there, all right?