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I do know that yesterday morning
- What did I say? - You said Nebraska.
- Well, most of that is just for show. - Uh-huh.
- Hey, Bob. - Yeah?
Oh, I didn't... yeah, this is me.
Can Paul McCartney teach Kid Rock how to be a good songwriter?
- Yes, how is Susan? - He's divorced.
in that big old room.
- Vote for Meyer. - Yes! Yeah.
You guys have Michael Jordan sitting on the bench here,
Fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Oh, by the way, I just polished the floor in the Eisenhower Room.
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- Oh, are you divorced? - Oh, yeah, proudly.
Uh, he... he's a Charlie Baird.
Well, maybe we can get some six-year-old Asian kid to fix it.
- SELINA: Come in! - Okay, let's go.
Have a lovely night.
Why did Tom James just wrap up his balls in butcher paper and put them in my purse?
because I've been doing this since before your mother
They call it the Pittsburgh of the South.
Okay, great, done. Let's get him. Bob Bradley.
was disqualified because your signature didn't match...
...James Whitman to head up our recount team.
I bet your paths have crossed.
Look, if you win the election, it doesn't mean anything anyway.
It was just a preliminary meeting regarding his cabinet.
uh, which is on the table.
So let me ask you this. What in the heck is going on with the markets?
MIKE: Yep, I don't eat food anymore.
- I always count to 10... - Shut it.
Not in jail for what she did to you.
- (LAUGHS) Good. Nice to have you here. - Hey, ma'am.
- Jesus! They got James Whitman. - This is not optimal.
- Madam President. - Yes, Mr. Economy Czar.
I hope you can talk some sense into the fed.
- but neither one of them are crystal. - Oh, darn it.
would you like to go on a tour of the West Wing? Would that be fun?
- Mike, Mike! - Deb.
Wait, you just went out. What did you just say?
- No idea. - Perfect.
You have a drop-by with the Canadian Trade Delegation in 30.
with Big Chief Suckum Choad here.
The president is laser-focused on the economy,
Lookie here. Ben Cafferty all grown up.
Thanks. Got to keep the old blood sugar up.