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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Duh, light switch?
Why? Why?
That's better.
for head lice inspection.!
Now, wait a minute!
He's going to baptize our children?
Aww! Yellllllow?
Homie, this was a wonderful idea.
I kept screeching and screeching at him, but-
All we're doing is taking you to...
- I know! - No, son, we gotta let Bart and Lisa get one.
- It's Maggie. - Oh, Maggie. I got nothin' against Maggie.
Now, just relax, kids.
In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who should have kids.
and you've all passed the drug test.
Ol' Painty-can Ned!
Okay, let's see if we've learned anything.
We bought a wicker basket from Trader Pete's, and he was passed out inside.
So we're watching you by act of government
- Oh! Neddie? Neddie! - Huh?
What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in "scalpal" hygiene?
Shoo.! Get outta here.!
- Mmm! - Wow, Dad!
Lousy House Plant!!! You son of a- I'll teach you to- D'oh-You
That was a baby tooth.
Oh why do you hate my drones?
Hey!
Or the way Dad used to call the radio station with fake traffic tips?