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I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad.
Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool, wet sack.
I once was lost
and they told me he had lice.
Mineral bath? Facial massage? How did you afford these?
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
But you got us and, baby, we got you
Yeah.!
Stupid babies need the most attention
Easy there, Flub. We're all gonna get a chance.
after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Stacks of old newspapers from 20 years ago.
We've always tried to be good parents.
See-e-e-e
But you have a lot to learn about being parents.
Is your source on this reliable?
Reverend! Emergency!
Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?
Do you reject Satan and all his empty promises?
They're ten feet away, and we can't even talk to them.
Come on, you gloomy Gusses. Who's up for a big bowl on nonfat ice milk?