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And you look like you've accepted someone as your personal something.
masturbating in the future.
I wiped a booger on your shirt,
He's all yours.
You do?
Guys, I'm serious!
You're just like your mother--
With all the sitting and standing and kneeling,
Can't we just keep going forward in our textbooks?
Well, I'm not having another 12 kids.
You just don't get it.
Get 'em from the smoke detector.
Commander Biden?
Court ninja?
And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the Army,
Welcome to Protestant Heaven.
...I coveted the wife in Jaws II, I lied to a waiter,
And that was about our holy right to come to church with wet hair.
Shantal
I need two AA batteries. Now!
by snowmobiles, until he died.
You're leaving with me!
Sister Thomasina, I've taken the liberty of knockin' the vinegar out of him.
to pick out a religion for you.
But remember...
I was laying in the gutterpickin' up my teeth,