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The product demonstration did not go well.
I'm a cop.
- A place where you paint pottery?
- How about a personal-sized frozen pizza?
- It's your funeral.
- Uh...you know what,
- What the hell was that? You almost blew my cover.
- Damn right. You're the most consistent
- I was trying to think of something that
- Hey! Hey there, friends.
to try to make me get a yogurt machine.
I should've just played it safe
- Or one with a make-it-wet gravy feature!
- I do not like how butts
- Pilot says we're starting our descent.
- This is Jake Peralta. I'm a detective with the NYPD.
But the point is, I'm Sean. Tall Sean.
- Well that's where all the best content is.
- Damn straight it is.
Not to mention the fact that I was fully complicit.
- Yeah, I guess.
That card made me the cop I am today.
I actually brought it home by accident.
- Eh...that's an uncomfortable conversation to have.
- Why are you whispering about getting a new vending machine?
- Okay, so Holt's gum-covered business card is long gone.
As long as nobody commits any major crimes in front of me.
I was just reading about a Japanese one
too wet, all wrong, too pink,
Does the Russian know his diamonds are missing?
- The business card that was right here.
of Katherine Joyner and Douglas Judy."
- Son of a bitch!
and he really wanted to come.
and he snitched. It was a real dick move,
the oligarch was staying there.
- What does say, "Miami?"
- Allow me to introduce you to the Q3400.
- The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO.
- No, no more songs.
He was a victim in the first case I worked.
Now tell me, Shane, when did you get the invite?