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- No! Why didn't you invite me?
It's how I proposed to my wife.
- Yeah, you sound exactly like Barbara right now.
What are we gonna do?
with glass in the front.
- Doug came on "Shark Tank"
Trudy will show up for turn-down service
- What?
- While you were checking in, we stole $10 million
I did all of this. This was all me!
- Hell, yeah, otherwise I would've got an Airbnb.
- That dude is not my friend. - Yeah.
both: ♪ If I like the girl who cares who you like ♪
- Welcome back, Captain Holt.
- Yeah, you're Mark Cuban.
but this is the second nicest room.
- Jake, what the hell?
- Where are we? Rome, Italy?
- Zeff? No, it's probably Jeff.
Then, we head down to the room where we party like hell.
Oh, I'm done. You know what,
- It's a TV show now?
This whole time I thought you were a bitch...
- Whoo! - So all is forgiven?
makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion.
- Fine, if I let you see butts,
but when there's no third machine,
- Oh, thank you. Well, I guess I'll tell it.
- Oh, it's spelled out. - Okay, thank you so much.
- Names are all made up.
I didn't know you kept it to remember someone you helped.
- Peralta, you need to come with me right now.
with people who are exactly the same as you.
One mistake did not make you the cop you are today.
- It's not a problem. We don't have to break the law
You see, once a year, at Halloween...
to have fun. We gonna have some drinks,
None of these work. You struck out.
I said how big is the venue?
- Why am I here? I didn't do anything.
I got paid $75,000 for that nonsense.
It's so heavy. It's crushing my bones.