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...I have never come across anything quite like this.
I need a new look. I’m stagnating.
- So is he okay? - Oh, yeah, he's fine.
All right, so it's me. So what?
- That's what you came to tell me? - Correct.
I wanna be a pirate.
Just one? I'm living, like, 20.
You look...
No, he was on his regular bed.
- Why? You don't wear glasses. - I know.
- What are you talking about? - Don't play dumb. It's me, Cosmo.
- Anyway, I told Jake that you said hi. - What?
I don't like it one bit. And I'm supposed to see him tomorrow.
You know, we had a really bad breakup.
- Where did you get those? - Malaysia. I was in the area.
Oh, my God, that man over there.
...with confidence from the toupee. - Really?
Good for you, Jack!
No, not really. Why? Is it a date?
People with crutches don't have a chain attached to their belt...
Well, what do you know.
If this Jake Jarmel book does, you know, what I think it's gonna do...
You look like a pirate
No.
You reckon that could work on ladyboys?
Miss Cool Toes.
You have to realize this has not been custom-fitted to his scalp.
...and get the whole thing over with?
I wanna be a biker
Newman? The white whale.
Smugness is not a good quality
...I gotta pretend this guy had cancer?