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The Jujyfruits?
You ever look in the tub and see a fistful of hair?
Because it's not very funny. Give me those.
Turn them over, George. I wanna see them. Come on. I'm calling.
You make it difficult for your friend to improve his life.
I like policemen. I wanted to be a policeman.
All right. Now you listen, and you listen good.
...and that big phony mat coming down on top of it.
Coming down to say that you didn't say hi...
Were you just talking about me?
I was so nice to him I almost made myself sick.
All right, George, come on. What do you got?
- Come on. - Well, these were expensive.
Hey. Oh, I just saw your old boyfriend on TV.
- Gary Fogel had cancer. - Oh, yeah, I knew.
Whaddaya got?!
- You can have them. - No, no.
Hey.
Yes.
If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand.
- Where are you going? - Nowhere.
- Really? - Yeah.
Yeah, not bad at all.
He's become... my white whale.
...but he's become my white whale.
He's having a two-day book signing at Walden's.
...I thought you might want this.
Can you believe someone would lie about chemotherapy to get a wig?
Good. Addiction is very good.
Good. Bops are very good.
I don't think you're being helpful! You're being disruptive.
- Enjoy the book. - Thank you. Listen, Jake...