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- You spit in a guard's face. That's five days in the hole.
of Boyle's podcast.
the pigs were being force-fed.
from smashing through the glass and squeezing
But...all homophobes are secretly gay.
- Charles, what are you doing?
- A little castrate-y? Yeah, that's what I keep
- I love this. This is so much fun for me.
I'm off to... plow my mistress.
Yeah, that's meth. We just call it Blizz
We get her to visit prison.
but I can't just let Jake sit in prison.
- The warden took my entire stash of soap.
- Oh, she's up to something. Snapchat messages disappear.
- 'Cause you put me in the hole.
Look, I just wanted to say thank you for everything.
[phone line beeps]
The part where Scully said
Well, it was Tank. - No, it wasn't.
Put her there, pal.
We're gonna take you down. - It's over, Holt.
Okay, Jake! Don't freak out.
Now you owe me. - No I don't.
This is bad. - Yeah, I know it's bad.
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in the mess hall, Romero. Bye, Romero.
so you can get extra yard time. - So, you want me to beg
I wanted to record Jake for the podcast,
and we have nothing to connect her to the robberies.
at the presentation of Simba.
He comes in here to make the Blizz balls.
of Blizz, but your brain still works.
kill me first, because friendship...
Now Sean Hayes is involved. - Boyle, that's enough.
- Down! - Drop your bag.
Hey, Warden. What's up?
I was sharpening my shiv. - Right, I'm sorry.
all: Nine-Nine!
- What's going on here? - We found the diamonds
Can I keep this? - Yes, you should--you reek.
and they were very pleased.
It's Jake! Don't kill me!
to spit the cookie. I've been waiting
- And you know what else I think--are you listening?