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Remember how he reacted when Obama got elected?
- How's she doin'? - It's a breech.
You know, has it ever crossed your mind
just get the calf out of there so we can raise it and slaughter it.
Rooster, you home?
Couldn't have just told Dad you wanted to stay?
And so, I just assumed he was gonna close it.
you were a hell of a football player. And you had to go.
and try and see what was...
He's been out there for hours already. He hardly ever sleeps.
Colt's jeans cost 85 bucks.
Yeah well Tom Brady gets away with a lot of shit
- Come on. - Yeah, I got it!
Another good one.
Guess you were right. I'm done with football.
It was worse than that.
If you didn't just make that team,
That's not gonna work.
Oh, yes, please.
So, come on.
Top-notch bowler.
You can't ask 'em to pay rent,
If they don't have it, we'll go someplace else.
Yeah. Why do you think I left, Dad? Because of you.
What? Can't just stop in and say hi to my family?
- Hey. - Hey, how'd it go?
Oh, man. Whoa!
when you can barely pay the bills around here?
You know, where do you get off being so high and mighty
Oh, you got it? Well then start pulling!
Tom Brady wears 'em.
You know what you should do to really mess with him?
Not gonna happen.
Really?