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Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there.
I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
Come on.
This calzone is fantastic.
- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.
What's wrong with your oven?
What kind of a name is ednel anyway?
I said rubber fire.
But for tonight, I’ll be enjoying…..vegetable masala.
- I hear you make a mean calazon. - Calzone.
Three calzones...
To heat them up.
You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-
No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out.
What to say to the poms
Don't come back again, ever.
We're at the movies last night, it's sold out...
...but this is better and more convenient.
You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds.
I will help you...but I will expect something in return. What? - Well, for starters...I want a calzone of my own. All right. And a slice of pepperoni pizza. And a large soda. And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli. A bit steep, don't you think?
Bold and beautiful.
Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader? I don't think so.
What is the service that this tip is for, anyway?
So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?
That's Italian.
Yeah, and I thought since you go by there every day...
Oh, baby, here we go.
Well, Today I Won't Be Going On My Route, Will I?
- Six fifty your change. - Ah, yes.
I called in sick. I don't protest in the rain.
You owe me a dinner.
- Why don't you see what you can do. - Okay.
You work at the car wash Neither rain, nor sleet, nor black ice
It was more than I wanted to spend, but what the hell.
Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind.
That's fantastic. Keep those muscles loosey-goosey.
...I want a calzone of my own.
smells like a rubber fire.
- Number 49. - You know, uh, my last name is Costanza.
So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos.
And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something--
You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal.
Was this whole bet thing just a way of asking me out?