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No, you've got to have bills, paper money.
Jerry, you think those are Cubans?
Hey, Todd, let me ask you a question.
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s a pool day.
I Believe The Deal Was That I Get Your Calzones On My Route!
I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer...
- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!
Big manch wants a maguey burrito
And a large soda.
here's your money!
- ...and one hot shirt and jacket. - Oh, yeah.
Did you end up paying Todd for these things?
And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli.
Oh, right. Yeah, it’s gifing.
All right. Well, lay them on me. I'll have three of them.
I'm having lunch at his desk every day this week, just him and me.
My 2019 standard answer
Pass it down. That's a good boy.
Hello.
- What? - I mean, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
Three calzones...
where's my spicy clucker?
No, I never had a job.
Neither rain nor sleet nor- It's the first one!
...and just as I'm about to drop it in, he looks the other way.
That's Italian.
Smells like a rubber fire
Remember I was telling you how Nicki always gets whatever she wants?
And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.
I BREAK YOUR HEAD OPEN! OH, MY GOD!
And I always take care of my paesanos, so here's a little something-
They do what they want, when they want.
I'll see you guys later.
Hello. This is Todd Gack.
You know, Elaine...
You know, a lost and found could be a good idea.