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It's a spaghetti western- the best one- underappreciated.
Besides, it's for a good cause.
- You're overreacting, Mom. - The hell I am! I'm in charge of a corn dogs dinner that's not gonna have any corn dogs!
They're for me to show off in front of the other moms at the fund-raiser.
Nothing. Go back to bed.
Good morning Diane good morning everyone, your Cool 1O1.7 broadcast is... Screw Cool 1O1.7. We don’t get to listen to any tunes. All we hear is news headlines with news reporters. Let’s switch to 1O39 Jack FM. They play what they want,
- I'm sorry! - Hey! Shh, shh. I hear them.
You don't say the punch lines to other people's jokes anymore!
christine taylor wants the cutters! no i don't.
stay away from him! he dosen't like you. i know you wanna get through there but when he's here he dosen't like you. don't go that way! he's just negative energy! you're not supposed to go that way.
me shootin' you, and then me drinkin' this shot of whiskey.
That was Dolly Parton, 9 To 5, on Classic Hits, Cool 1O1.7. 7:00 now, time for your Cool News Headlines with Greg Corbin. Good morning Greg. Screw Cool 1O1.7, you guys. I hate the news.
“What's up with Gene?” I don't know, lasagna. I don't know.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie kill bill? when she didn't want to go to ajustacation school and made an excuse for: "foverty".
Got plenty of tide pods, all dressed up and ready to eat.
chirp i j h a'col bahs o iejdjc i sosi! don't street her!
say beryl bonk in a deep wine voice "beryl bonk." louder "beryl bonk" louder "beryl bonk!" that's better now beryl bonking yes.
Oh. Oh, yeah. He wants it.
“A”! Access your feelings!
- All right. I'm gonna leave. - Mmm, mmm, mmm.
- I don't even know What sound it- - [Ferocious Shouting]
- Oh, Gene! - Gene!
Gene where are you going
Everyone’s about to kill each other here. Let's- Let's eat!
- I really don't. - And your ding-dong.
- Oh, Linda, I didn't see you. - Hi, Coll.
Here's the pecking order. Me, then either of you.
I'm looking these movies in my jewelry drawer.
They love my ziti.
I Warned you, skank!
- Were there customers inside? - I don't know.
[Chattering]
- My computer. - All of you! I'm looking these computer in anything.
-♪ Banjo ♪ - He's comin', strummin' for ya.
- “Hey” what? - They're not for you!
2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 17 x 19 = 5814
I'm gonna beat your ass so bad, I can skip the gym tonight.
A fart is like a fingerprint, and we have the same fingerprints.
I'm too upset to serve food.
- Wh... What'd you do? Did you lock up? - Yes.
“Your fingerprints were all over the murder weapon!"
And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie!
and again and again and-
Peter Pescadero. He has a learning disability.
[Both Laughing]