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- Okay, you're under arrest for theft, too. Popeyes instead of Red Robin. Grilled cheese with Natalie. - He gave it to me.
but if you didn't, I'd be there for you.
- What the hell are you doing? - "What the hell..."
Bobby?
I am making a citizen's arrest for trespassing.
They're probably just backed up, or maybe they lost it.
Open it.
Now, get off our property or I'll citizen-arrest you.
- Okay, you're under arrest for theft, too. - He gave it to me.
Look at the stars.
- And will you eat it with me, too? - Bill, I could just wrap you up.
but you decided to go partying instead.
Did you check under my chin?
Hank, what should I do?
when I didn't have any kids to wrap for.
Well, I suppose we can suffer through this racket...
Brett Kavanaugh circa 1982
Fair enough.
- I got a hell of a deal. - Come on, how about taking all this down?
Who says a mustache has to go across the whole lip?
Oh, and you're not a jarhead, that's the Marine Corps.
Can I go back to sleep now?
Try having my job with a kid in jail. That gets weird.
Look, about my friend's lost mail, you're not gonna find it.
Beer.
Sena tor Feinstein.
Come on, Dad. I tell you what.
Nice try, mister, but I've seen the way you watch TV.