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Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.
Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.
And I don't go up.
Why? I love it when guys call me the next day.
I’m a vault
I asked some friends this weekend, all of them like the commercial.
You're the one that likes that commercial!
- He did that? - Yeah.
You're not gonna believe what's going on with this woman.
Yeah, people who work at NORAD who are on 24-hour missile watch.
The guy who didn't come up for coffee.
If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.
You ever notice how cars here in New York...
And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...
I like to do my own material.
Yeah. That's the one.
So...
It's enough already with the apples.
No. Nothing here. Let's go.
- Yes. - Don't forget.
...I really need to use the bathroom.
I don't like coffee. I don't have to come up!
He's like a clam. You're not gonna mention this to him...?
Tippie Toe!!!
Take it easy!
We were talking about that commercial. In fact...
When the guy came home, he went with him and switched the tape.
So then Lloyd calls me a wuss.
I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...
Yeah. Take it easy.
And?
No, no, that can happen. I've read about that in medical journals.
I've seen you. It's been driving me crazy.
They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.
I was supposed to call you when I got home.