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- You said that? - I lost it.
What is that supposed to be?
- She didn't get the messages. - Exactly. But they're on there waiting.
It's a can of soda.
Really?
...in terms of the future, you have to magnify everything about them.
I don't know. I like the guys.
I'm just getting my jacket. I'll meet you downstairs.
Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?
I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...
Not at all.
No. He didn't actually tell me that.
I can't begin to tell you how much I hate that commercial.
Right.
...supposedly being very casual and witty?
I once broke up with a guy because he didn't keep his bathroom clean.
- What? - She called my office.
I leave another message.
I try one more call.
Unless she goes for the bathroom, that's my only chance.
So you tell your friends I'm not hip because I like that commercial.
- You do it for me. - What?
Okay.
Of course, the woman's looking at the guy thinking:
Cordless phone. You can't talk to me like that.
You got the tape?
- What is that? - It's a lovely song.
Sometimes I interpret it like they're psychotic.
Your father wears sneakers in the pool?