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I can't imagine what she must think of me.
If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go:
Because you can't slam down a cordless phone.
...and I won't stand for it.
What is he looking at?
So you're chewing your apple. You got your enthusiastic hi.
And he blurted out business information he wasn't supposed to.
- I'll sing. - What song?
No, I'm fine.
What are you doing Thursday night? You wanna have dinner?
This is the problem.
You're still thinking about this?
That's so sweet.
This is my friend, Jerry Seinfeld.
Houses near the drain were going for $150,000.
Half-hour later I'm back at the office. I tell Lloyd the story.
The soda commercial people.
Oh, that's okay.
- Lemon Tree. - Peter, Paul and Mary?
Too late for me to drink coffee.
Have you seen them? We have soda! We have soda! We have soda!
That's as good as anything you do.
- Cotton Dockers! - Hello.
Come on. It'll be so much easier.
I can't stand doing laundry, that's why I have 40 pairs of underwear.