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She'll call you back. You're overreacting.
You can't talk to me like that. Bang. You know.
They were constructing offices.
Who am I kidding? I can't do this! I can't do this!
The ball is in your court.
I couldn't wait. I was too anxious to see you.
She can't wait to see me, we're having dinner tonight.
It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.
It's a freak thing.
You know me. I'm a vault.
I don't get the enthusiastic hi, I'm out of there.
The ball's in your court... heh heh.
I call Tuesday, I get the machine again.
You know...
Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like.
It was...
I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much.
We both have dates on the same night.
So thanks for dinner. It was great.
No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.
- But I have to make a call, so... - Well, they have a phone.
I can check my machine.
I said this to her.
I wanted to talk to him for a minute, but I'll come back.
Thursday's great.
There's nothing to it. You lift the lid. It comes right out.
Hey. I just thought of a really funny thing for your act.
Excuse me. I'm not in right now.
Okay.
...and that way we can give Jerry a ride home.
I wish I was a phone machine.
My goal is to have over 360 pair.
You have to signal me that she's coming.