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You know, I parked in the same spot for the last five years. I was there on time every single day.
I don’t care for Jones
So, this is the magic trick, huh?
-How are you? -Incredible! I'm having an incredible year.
-Well, I’d rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in New Jersey. -Touché.
The DSCC? The have boats?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you gettin’ all that?
Family.
for protesting the yacht club’s discriminatory policies.
-We’re a disappointing family. -We’re an incredibly disappointing family.
So, no hard feelings. Adios. Sayonara.
No. I’ll be my own boss.
I got the worst fucking bullpen
Incredible! I'm having an incredible year!
... and you’re all gonna have to start fending for yourselves.
No, I wasn’t crazy about 13. The acne, self-consciousness, the erections. You okay?
They cannot cancel the same star wars movie two times
I've got the worst fucking memes
Fuck off, traitor.
I’d rather be dead in Philadelphia Than alive in Kansas City
I’ve got the worst fucking Space meteorologist
I got the worst fucking friends
What an adventure, gang
Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Oh, what an adventure. Oh, my goodness!
And this is “I’m a Bad, Bad Man” from Annie Get Your Gun.
Are those police boats?
-No. I don’t think so. -You know what we should do?
Well, I’m sorry. It’s just too late. I’m moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
They moved to Boston, where they’ve become celebrated...
It’s a Doberman. Let it have its ears.
And more! Can we buy it, Dad? Can we buy the house?
Tonight your granddad makes me partner.
Michael, meanwhile, was making final preparations for his father’s boat party.
Isn’t that what makes it funny? I’m laughing. Go fish— Uno— Okay. I just need a drink.
-Michael! - How was your flight?
-Yeah, I’m okay. -Hey, there’s the man I came to see.
They cannot arrest a husband and wife For the same crime
and the sexiest thing I have ever laid eyes on
Actually, I’m studying cartography now... the mapping of uncharted territories.
I don't care for Mel or Manny
I have the worst fucking rb's.
from Native American tribal ceremonies...
I don't care for Post Malone
Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in a mansion in Ohio.
Attic or main house?
Of course, he has been going through a little bit of a cowboy phase.
Okay, guys. Um, they are gonna keep Dad in prison...