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Asco!
-Thank you. -Yeah, you're welcome.
My only companion was a parrot
"Clive Owen's portrayal of Thor Heyerdahl
You know, if there's a sad moment,
Hey, what are you doing?
-"Oh, I could be good at that. I could do that." -I know I'm a great dishwasher!
I'll stick my hands in the sink right now. Put it on as hot as you want.
-Carol, give me the stole. -Get-- Larry!
I've never had a housekeeper that does this.
-Metzler's. So, they're supposed to be fantastic. -Yeah, it looks great.
Leon! What the hell's going on?
Carol.
-Funerals sometimes. -You get paid to go to funerals and cry?
MAN: Why did you pass me?
-Mm-hmm. -And I would like to work Mondays
-Thank you for everything. -Susie: Bye, Carol.
-I want you to have it. I want you to keep it. -What?
-That's very difficult. -I lost my mom!
And then...
Oh, my God.
I don't know how to do this fucking shit!
I haven't even asked you what you do.
You could put hickeys on that motherfucker if you wanted to, man.
-What's the name of it, Lar? -Yeah, Metzler's.
You know what, if it means that much to you, I...
I named her Kon Tiki
and they started pushing each other, and... (sighs)
-Thank you so much. Thank you very much. -You're welcome.
Yeah, well, you ruined another woman for me.
Oh, guys, I gotta go to work. I gotta go.
None of this has been real.
Anyway, I just want you to know, you're doing a fantastic job.
Oh, my God.
It's an old-school joke right here, man.
Mr. Danson has just become
-I had this when I was eight years old. -Wow, man.
-No, she's not! -I'm crying!
on the platform, my, uh,
Nah. That shit is old-school.
-Crying? -No, that's crying. That's not crying.
Larry: Really. Clive was so good. I really loved the show.
-How do you do? -How do you do?
It was such a great night. And then when we came out,
You thought it's crazy that someone would do this.
-All right, I'll think about it. -No, don't think about. Do whatever it is.
-Just, just cucumbers? -Jeff: No, there's cream cheese in there.
It feels good. It's something you're connecting to.