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a human fetus has started a college fund
It was hard enough on your body
Oh my god. You want me to carry your child ?
After I specifically told her how I felt.
And if I'm gonna do something about it, it's gonna be now.
Peter take off that belt okay right now The fucko smells like fucking acid
I got a few minutes, my wife is getting an abortion.
Well, this really isn't a place to discuss it.
Ozone, Turbo, do your thing.
just to hand over that thing when it comes out like a hen to a farmer.
Peter, it's not a baby, it's a fertilized egg.
Oh no, Lois, those are 90s black guys.
Run, 80s black guys. You are no match for the 90s black guys.
Odds are that baby is gonna be chromosomally damaged.
No way, my wife messed around with another chick.
from being torn down and replaced by some mall.
Because Naomi will be here shortly, and I'm anxious to get started.
Sorry I farted in the middle.
Hello, friend.
You know how cousin Lou has that kid who's eyes touch.
There's diapers, and crying, and late nights with no sleep.
My lambs
But sometimes things happen.
I'm totally dreaming right now.
but you're my best friend and I'd like to think that you do the same for me.