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Well, let's just say Naomi and I experimented quite a bit in college.
Mrs. Griffin, we have a saying around here.
Peter, this is important.
But what do we do until then ?
There's cutbacks on things we love.
The basketball smells like rotten eggs
And we don't come down until we've made a decision that we both can live with.
If they left their mittens you wouldn't keep'em.
Yeah, it's great. You're treating your vagina like a Red Roof Inn.
That's the little people.
Let me show you around.
Peter, say happy birthday, come on, you can’t do it, it’s Barbie girls birthday Happy birthday Barbie girl
But really, Meg, you don't know anything about this stuff.
I've hired some 1980s black breakdancers to do their routine on your stomach.
And I'm supposed to blindly go along
Dammit.
I hear you contemplating having an abortion.
Peter, what the hell are you doing ? Have you lost your mind ?
And whatever we decide, we both have to agree that it's the right thing to do.
Peter, I honestly don't care what you say.
You what ?!
One nipple.
Okay, Peter, if you're so pro-life, let me ask you this.
All right, new arrivals.
- It's the size of the tip of the pin. - It's alive, isn't it ?
Okay, read the third row down, please.
We've conceived many times, but for some reason the eggs won't attach.
If you have a few moments, I'd like you to watch this video presentation.
TATU All the things she said
I don't want you walking around all pregnant for nine months,
No, I've had it ! I don't want you pregnant.
Can't believe she went ahead and did it.
Why don't I get you seated in the dining room and then we'll pour the wine.