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Great guy.
Really?
Because when those buzz-cuts have given up
...never...
Who has two thumbs and is the coolest birthday boy around? Jake Sheets
I was going to visit the Alamo with the guys from my public... speaking class.
He told all his friends what my orgasm face looked like.
He's gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery, panic,
Now, who haven't I slept with yet?
What if she has her buddy Dr Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am?
How long will you be staying?
well, they're just gonna say: "Aw, shucks. That's what it is."
You're not even on the surgical team.
Photo-op. Slammer.
That'll be $ 7,000. Please pay at the second window.