The Army Game - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E07]

Old soldiers never cry.

Come on, Pearl.

Yes, sir.

Well, for one thing, he eats hot wax.

Captain Bly wants me.

Granny ain't interested in Pearl.

What'll I do with him?

And that there's Uncle Jed.

Really want to go, Jethro?

Yes, sir.

A boy with blood in his veins instead of flowers in his hair.

They have spared no expense.

Sir, the young man Mr. Drysdale talked to you about is here.

You mean Sergeant Bilko.

You're a real patriot, my boy.

You'll hear from us.

I'm going to give you a physical examination.

I want to look down your throat.

And that there's Ellie.

In the tank.

You ever burp a bear, Miss Jane?

Is that Granny?

Hog jowls?

I am.

Jeff Robodeen came to me recommended personally by one of the most eminent citizens of Beverly Hills, president of the Commerce Bank.