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Well, in the end, I just gave Ms. Jacobson all fives
Hope it doesn't catch on fire and burn down the whole house,
Today we say, "Jump" and the teachers say, "How high?"
Don't go to any special trouble, Louise.
- No! - Bad.
Yeah. Um, even though they're just kind of rocks?
maybe it would have been a B-minus.
and relaxing on the wrestling mats.
Teachers keep dishing it out and we keep taking it.
When I saw it, it still had shoes in it.
♪ Unlike you and you and you ♪
Yeah, but what about the worms?
and I could swing it like nobody's business
"she'd be off-beige.
- Urn. - It's "urn."
Ooh, or by airplane.
on my animal habitat diorama.
You know he hates to read.
- "Why school is dumb." - Love it.
Well, that didn't take long.
Mr. De Santo gave me a hit of his hazelnut blend this morning
So let's get it on the page, huh?
Could go to Mort.
- But I have to get... - No, get your paws out of there.
Message in a bottle?
JOCELYN: So, we get to grade you?
Yeah. Isn't it great?
And person? If teachers are, in fact, people.
- It's not Christmas, Bob. Geez. - Okay, fine, tell me.
- Pretty glamorous, huh? - Perfect. Sounds secure.
But they can't jump very high 'cause they're middle-aged
smoking cigarettes and making out.
LOUISE: (groans) School again.
Now I do school not so bad.
the reason I gave you the crummy grade on the diorama.
- Probably. - (groans)
Except principals. And guidance counselors.
We'll just write things down on the back of a napkin.
Calm down, Mort. They're still deadlocked.
Come on, let me help. This is what I do.
I mean, you and I have some history.
Wow. Ms. LaBonz, the kind of evaluation I could write.
Wait, hold on. I got to get into character.
Of course you can.
Oh, now it's evaluating time.
Mmm. I was just handed a baked good for some reason, but yeah.
Simple but powerful.
I did not work harder on that.
On my last report card, you said, "Don't quit your day job."
for the duds that get reamed.
Most of them aren't even triangular.
Should I be worried I think that?
- Really? - Usually you tell him to bite on an eraser
"Eh, this place sucks. Let's try another cemetery."
Hi, Tina! (sniffs) New shampoo?